Description
Storyteller
Far out in the wilderness where danger lurks behind every bush, there is an angry goblin captain. He seeks retribution.
Story:
Story 56 Clemente the Inept Told By Taniwha
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~~~~~~~~~~ Some days ago I found a little goblin while coming back from talking ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ to a dragon friend of mine. It looks like the goblin was really ~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ pissed at another guy named Clemente. He didn't stop cursing and ~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~ pestering all the time while I was there, but I was in a hurry so ~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ I couldn't listen more intently to what he was saying. Maybe I'll come ~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ back some day and try to find out what happened to that little ~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ pissed goblin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Mission Control Mission Control
Missions
- Menzpa says: damn baztard... damn Clemente...
- Menzpa says: Gimme yar bezt guardz and I'll conquer Khazad-Khadum ya zaid...
- Menzpa says: as we told ya to came back to Caldera ya zaid ya wouldn't do it becauze ya hadn't finizhed yar work...
- Menzpa exclaims: Yar work! How ztupid ya were... all ya did waz bringing all that jokez and laughz from those ztupid dwarvez!
- Menzpa exclaims: ya failed, now ya'll pay. Come back... come back if you dare!
- Menzpa exclaims: come on! hide no more and zhow yar stinking faze zo I can kick it! come and I'll give ya glory...
- Menzpa exclaims: I wanna zee ya dead Clemente... I zwear I'll pay for yar head!
Walkthrough
Location: East of Gillians hill
go north at room with n,s,e,w exits (south is Brazen the dragon).
Search and Menzpa should be there, listen to him then head back on to N-S road, 10 south should leave you in a room with N, SW, SE exits.
Head SW and search rags or garbage and kill Clemente.
Then head back to Menzpa with the uniform. He will give you a sack, inside in the ring.
Reward: You should receive item Plain brass ring as reward - Minor AC adjustment, and xp and plat.