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Story 83 \"Big\" Problems Told By Zord

~ I dont get out of here much anymore, but I had occasion to visit old Shadowfall ~
~ a few days ago and found the tavern there filled with Orcan warriors. I tell you ~
~ I have never seen so much hair and muscle in one room. Each one of these creatures ~
~ must have weighed over 300 pounds, and they were pounding down the ale like it was ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ going to go bad any minute. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~ They didnt seem overly interested in scalping me at that given time so I bought a ~
~ round of drinks and asked where they were headed. Only one of them had any command ~
~ of the common language at all and he was no wizard with words, but from what little ~
~ I could make out they were headed back to some Orcan city in the mountains south of ~
~ Perlan. When I mentioned that I would like to come along to see the city this fellow ~
~ felt my arm and growled something in Orc to his fellows and they all roared with ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ laughter. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~ Well, insults aside this got me to thinking that these boys must think that you have ~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ be a real monster to get up there. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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